Friday, March 23, 2012

I hate Amy

She is evil. She always wants to hold me and pet me. It's disgusting. My normal defenses don't work. I slice up her hands and she becomes more insistent on picking me up. Tonight the old lady that I like let me out to investigate and do my business...and then they left me. The tall blonde was playing on her stupor machine and then suddenly...gone. The evil blonde eventually came home and let me in but, that worthless human was nit around when I needed her. Yet another reason I hate Amy.

Monday, March 12, 2012

Amy stays up too late.

So that bia who owns me is getting better about letting me have my "outs". She is still pretty lame most of the time. Tonight though she came home during fun time (dark) and let me go to the bathroom and play. I do my best but I'd much prefer to poop in her sink than the litter box. Stupid humans.