I hate Amy

She is evil. She always wants to hold me and pet me. It's disgusting. My normal defenses don't work. I slice up her hands and she becomes more insistent on picking me up. Tonight the old lady that I like let me out to investigate and do my business...and then they left me. The tall blonde was playing on her stupor machine and then suddenly...gone. The evil blonde eventually came home and let me in but, that worthless human was nit around when I needed her. Yet another reason I hate Amy.